India Beckons

 

Things have been knocked out of whack around here! The MG headquarters just isn’t the same these days. Turns out Michelle has strapped on her roller skates, along with VITAL, and skidded on over to India for a week to help the children of the red light district.

Affirmative roger—that’s all fine and noble, but now who do you suppose is gonna supervise the squirts that ransack this playground? Way to go Michelle, leave us to fend at the mercy of ourselves.

Now, naturally it is my inclination to take advantage of the quandary that Michelle has left us in. So…

 

To the attention of Michelle Fraedrick: Whilst you are away—here is what you are to expect:

 

1.  Me—sitting in your plush office chair and swiveling around until I get dizzy.

2.  Me—touching all of your things.

3.  Me—eating all of your candy and leaving the wrapper in mysterious places for you to find randomly at inconvenient times.

4.  Me—answering your telephone with the following message: “You have reached the office of Moby Dick and friends.”

5.  Me—instigating collaborativ e mutiny.

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