Who I am

Well, duh.
I asked in the forum how in the world I find this journal-thing they were talking about; and there it is right on top. Shows how dumb I can be sometimes.
But usually I'm not that ditzy. When I'm tired, I sometimes do things I regret in the morning, so I try to get off the Internet when I start to yawn.
Anyway, about me: Although I'm a college student, I'm asking for help with tuition or the insane cost of books. Although I'm what is often called an "Aspie," I'm not asking for donations on those grounds. No; when it comes to charitable giving, I believe in giving someone a hand up, not a hand out. I feel better about giving if I know it's to help someone out of a temporary fix or help them improve themselves and I bet you do, too.
Which is why I'm trying to launch my online business, Squidoogeek.com. Well, technically it's already launched; I just need money to promote it. You see, I'm unemployed and I don't care about your credit score, any bank is going to slam the door in your face if they find out you don't have a steady stream of income.
Any help you can give would be much appreciated. Thanks much!